JOKE OF THE WEEK

WARNING : Jokes found here may not be suitable for younger minds.

a boy across the street with his girl friend are about to have sex..

the boy's mom haveing seeing this runs over and grabs boy

and gives him a big lecture on not too have sex, and to make sure he

doesnt try again she tells him that a vagina has teeth in it and that if he sticks

his penis in that it will be bitten off.

years pass and boy see's his wedding night a virgin.

the moment of truth arises and the new bride requests sex.

the boy refuses saying that he will never part with his penis.

the girl after a little laughter lifts up her dress and shows him ,

"silly you see there arent any teeth here"

boy " well of course there arnt.. look at your gums!!"

- TILL NEXT TIME.-